Mayor McMatt

He is such a goof-ball, that Mayor McMatt. He was once a body builder and also was a DE for USC. Now look at him! He has wisdom, a position of strength, a hair line, and a suburban home. He'll take his shirt off, ladies, so beware: there is nothing that can resist his Vermouth-filled calls. Also, be on the lookout for Mayor McMatt because he may burden you with a bit of common-sense-almanac proverb from the marbled can of his brain. Ah, Mayor McMatt...does it not have a special ring to it?